Wednesday, June 29, 2016

The Definitive Analysis of That Trudeau-Obama-Nieto Handshake That You Didn’t Know You Needed

Screencap via CBS

Justin Trudeau—damn! This guy is constantly on fire. He is the cool sexy feminist that everybody loves. His boxing prowess is so renowned that he is on the cover of a Marvel comic for some reason. He has hair so good that his enemies have been mad about it since 2011. And now, he has mastered—nay, invented—a new form of handshake—the triple handshake. It's sick as hell, dogg. Sick. As. Hell.

This news is incredible, but bear with me. Just look at this shit. LOOK AT IT.

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