It's long been said all stories are the same, that there are no new songs left to be sung in this wide world of ours, but a new novella is proving the exception to the rule. That novella is called Trump Temptations: The Billionaire and the Bellboy, and its author, 22-year-old Los Angeles–based comedian Elijah Daniel, who wrote it in an evening while egged on by his 90k-plus followers on Twitter and a bottle of trashy white zinfandel. The 21-page book that resulted is, as its title suggests, about a steamy romp between Donald Trump and a bellboy.
A few of the e-book's more sultry passages include, "His hands felt like an old dried out gingerbread house. I was in love," and, "He stood there in front of me, like a tall stallion. With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat's nest."
The novella would be a throwaway joke except that when it was released Thursday morning it was a huge hit, reaching number two in several categories and 984 overall on Amazon. Sales got a boost, says Daniel, when a fake Donald Trump Twitter account run by Anonymous began tweeting about it:
DELETE THIS BOOK NOW.
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