As copy editor of VICE.com, it's my job to read every word that appears on our site and make sure everything is in its right place—that all the commas and semicolons are where they need to be, names and places are spelled correctly, and "fuccboi" is written in the proper style. Over the course of the day, some sentences from our stories catch my eye, usually because they're good or funny or odd or compelling in some way. Often they're about sex. Here they are now, presented with zero context, for the week of June 13. To find out why they exist or how they were used, simply click the link for the full story.
- I sexted my dad by accident.
- Even if you are a Vox employee, it's fine.
- What is the price of one healthy ball?
- All of that said, you do not fuck with Oprah.
- As he opened the door to say hi, I coughed and shat out a load of poo water into my underwear.
- I think I said "cuz" about 500 times that month.
- America is still incredibly fucked up, obviously.
- It's the literary equivalent of a pair of finger guns.
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